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"I want to see just what kind of risk manager you really are, Dabney."

"I'm going to need a little more for the root cause than, who'da thunk."

"And you're certain these are accidents?"

Man sees sign as he exits bathroom: 'Employees Often Wash Hands'.

Man using to much bug spray

"It's not the first time he'd been warned about wearing a long tie when leaning over the shredder."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Bench Press Accident

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

'I'm afraid that serves you right for not wearing your safety goggles!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"I suppose you want the rest of the day off!"

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Cafe Burns.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Time Out For Teddy

European Union Health and Safety Direcorate rules

"The sign ruins our surprise attack, but it's a big OSHA fine if we don't have it."

Office Ergonomics.

Job Safety - Pumpkin.

Caution signs.

Danger Falling Leaves

Health and safety notice falling on builder.

"Remember, when you back up, make that 'beep beep' sound."

"The sky looks blue because your protective lenses are tinted, dear."

Safety Barriers

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

The Dangers of National Safety Week.

'Yeah, the job's got great benefits, but mainly I like the safe work environment.'

'In my day, we didn't concern ourselves with wimpy notions of workplace ergonomics.'

'I'm getting some unusually high readings around you.'