Health And Safety Hero Gifts

'That's our corporate ladder.'

Wash hands after touching door knob.

Atlas wearing a mask

"It's stuck in overdrive. What should I do?"

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

2021

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

"Boy, am I glad they finally hired more staff!"

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

The Three Wise Queens

He was different from the other doctors. For one thing, he refused to play God.

Medical personnel give their hearts

Fighting Covid

'I'm going to refer you to a specialist in that yucky feeling.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Keyworker

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

"I remember when we first met you were an exhausted young doctor! Now you're an exhausted middle-aged doctor!"

Fighting the Pandemic

"My mom programmed my toothbrush to follow me until I use it. It's cruel but effective."

Executive ignores wet floor warning and slides down hall

Booster shots

'I had considered a career as an offshore commodities broker specialising in securitised asset transfers but the pension wasn't as good.'

Whack-a-molecule

"No more diapers. Simply lift the lid and go here."

Economy

'You are a very good nurse. You're actually listening to what I'm saying.'

'Sorry, staff shortage.'

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

London GPs could become an endangered species.

"You'll feel a pinch now and another one when the bill comes."

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

"I know — but he was nervous and his support dog didn’t seem to mind."

'I do need your bed, Mr. Davies, for me, I'm shattered after working twenty-six hours non stop.'

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"