Health And Diet T-Shirts

'I'll have a lottery ticket, a diet chocolate bar, an astrology magazine, and a voters' guide.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

"States of tofu"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

'Well, well, well...'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Lactose Intolerant

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

But is it organic?

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Soup of the month.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'