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410 BC: The Roman empire begins its slide into decadence.

Food Pyramid.

"...I'd say your health was way below the poverty line!"

'You have to chew your food: All this feeding-frenzy business is bad for your digestive system...'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

We can identify the genetic root of many problems... however your husbands being a long strak of water isn't one of them!

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

Lactose Intolerant Goldilocks

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Soup of the month.

But is it organic?

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

"Too much sugar."

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

Bad for you but to die for

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

'Like death by salad.'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'Eat less. Drink less. Be merry more.'