Health And Nutrition T-Shirts

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"More cake?"

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Of course you feel ill...you're not eating properly!"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

What the Doctor Ordered

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Lactose Intolerant

'Well, well, well...'

"Your contents have shifted."

Raw food, after you leave for work.

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

But is it organic?