Health And Nutrition T-Shirts

HELLth Food Sprouts

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

"More cake?"

Amy's Vegetarian Restaurant - Welcome Meat Inspectors' Convention!

"Of course you feel ill...you're not eating properly!"

All You Can Eat Buffet: "Remember, my safe word is 'Diabetes.'"

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

2021

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

Self help acupuncture

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

You only have time for one: Choose your fighter - Exercise, Wash Your Hair, Eat, Breathe

What the Doctor Ordered

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."