Health And Diet Mugs

'I'll have a lottery ticket, a diet chocolate bar, an astrology magazine, and a voters' guide.'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"She's fine. She just needs some tofu."

2021

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Good For You / Bad For You"

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

'Personally I take all these programmes with a pinch of salt.'

Self help acupuncture

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

'My body has rejected every diet I've tried.'

'You've hit the fitness plateau.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"States of tofu"

What the Doctor Ordered

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

'Well, well, well...'

Lactose Intolerant

"Where do we put Desserts?"

But is it organic?

"Your contents have shifted."

Be Healthy

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Soup of the month.

'No, honestly, it's just diet and exercise.'

'Not that sort of body building program!'