Health Aficionado Gifts

Drive Thru Flu Clinic

"Can't we all just get along?"

Flu pandemic precautions

'It's hurtful enough you diagnose yourself on the internet, but then to call me a 'second opinion!''

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"O.K. Which one of you worried well is the most worried?"

"Some plastic surgeon did a marvelous job on your nose, Miss. Levine. May I have the honor to do likewise for you

The NHS begins using outside contractors for routine operations.

'Come in, Furgis. Would you care for an organic cigar?'

'Fitness guru.'

Cyst: 'Carrie,Sasha,this is Jocelyn,my younger Cyst-er!'

"Say 'R 'value"

The press and the pandemic

Be Healthy

'Professor, why did you choose to become a leading authority on medicinally important plants?' 'I'm a hypochondriac!'

'A crack team of scientists searches tirelessly for a cure for baldness.'

Porcupine: 'WHOA,Gesundheit!' A Porcupine has sneezed out all of his quillsspines into a tree and on the ground

'I would like to see you lower the numbers on your blood pressure, cholesterol and delinquent doctor bills.'

'Hepatitits A' coming aggressively from the television towards a man in a chair

A tessellation of running figures.

"O.K. Now cough."

"In my workout this morning I hit a new personal best, but on a seasonally adjusted basis, my numbers actually fell."

'If you give up alcohol, cigarettes, sex, red meat, cakes and chocolate, and don't get too excited, you can enjoy life for a few more years yet.'

Dietician to man: 'To address your spare tire we must first get in touch with your inner tube.'

"Things are still a little rough for me, and occasionally I lose hope and get depressed—but I'm getting stronger every day."

"Your contents have shifted."

'I'm ninety-two! Tell me what I'm doing wrong... I dare you!"

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"If you'd only come to me sooner I wouldn't have had to go to lunch."

"Today we'll be performing some much needed maintenance on Miss Trimbles weak pelvic floor."

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"Your bad cholesterol is trying to persuade your good cholesterol to switch sides."

Studies show foods work miracles!

"Can you come back? We're still counting carbs."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe