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"First and foremost, I'm a healer."

'I hate Mondays.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Psychiatry in the Park

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Is it possible you have a desire to get caught?"

'... And, don't worry about his future. I'm sure my Son will give him a job, when they grow up.'

DNA Analysis

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

'You're overworked.'

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"