Healing Vocation Lover Mugs

"First and foremost, I'm a healer."

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

'I hate Mondays.'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

"Remember, the road to recovery begins with baby steps."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Psychiatry in the Park

Dr. Kapuchnik, I feel like there are powerful, sinister, unseen forces conspiring to do me harm, even though I haven't done anything wrong. Does this condition have a name? It's called April 15th, Al. Tax day.

R.C.I.A.

"Tell me more about your imposter syndrome."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

A man sews broken hearts back together.

'My rates vary - how sane do you want to get?'

"I'm diagnosing selfie-steem issues."

'My power ties are demanding more closet space.'

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

"It's like the other ones! I saw a shark! I saw a shark!"

"To be honest, most of our work involves reassuring patients until nature cures them..."

I understand you've been feeling ignored lately – You just need to get out there and mingle.

'I see you hold degrees in both medicine and law - But tell me, Henderson; do use these powers for good or for evil?'

It would be so great if, just once, someone didn't waltz in here complaining about something. Emergency.

'He touched you and you can walk again? I just got an illegible prescription.'

"I like everything you suggest, except for the part where you count to three to wake me up. Can we just skip that part?"

'... And, don't worry about his future. I'm sure my Son will give him a job, when they grow up.'

"So...you don't understand why you don't have more friends?"

'What magnificent whiskers My wife would never let me grow anything like THAT'

"Is it possible you have a desire to get caught?"

"It's my 39th birthday, and I'm not dealing with it well. What's wrong with me?"

DNA Analysis

"Sorry, I didn't realize you saw me in the stands booing you."

' I can't drink that..I'm a recovering alcoholic ! '

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."

"As I recall from the last session, you were born in Tennessee and raised in the woods, so you knew every tree. Then something happened when you were only three. What was that?"