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'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

"I'll be fielding any questions you may have and my assistant, Carol, will be googling the answer."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Social Worker

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

The not-so-living wall

For the new gardener.

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

"They're to remind me to change your bandages."

'Samaritans, mission control'

'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

"I'm bored!"

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

'I have no idea what that thing is either...'

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'