Healing Hand Hopeful Pillows

'Well Mimi, what's it going to be...medicine or the cello?'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"See this area right here, honey? This is why we need to find someone who knows what they're doing."

'It's your fault. I told you to watch that wet spot.'

Social Worker

Fenwick, while I'm away I'm putting you in charge of the plant.

'I would have come to you sooner, but you hadn't graduated from medical school yet.'

"Can you help me? I'm having a little trouble working the shredder."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'I've had so many transplants, I feel like a garden nursery.'

DO IT YOURSELF - Four new jobs we'll all have to do ourselves

"Maybe we apply as a group....crowdsourcing employment."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

The not-so-living wall

'I know you're going to inherit the throne from your father, but I want you to go to medical school just in case.'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Let's face it Simkins, the only way you'll ever get to medical school is by donating your body to science."

The handstand enthusiast with no sense of balance

For the new gardener.

Dang! They're always out of 'handsome and brilliant neurosurgeon!'

'Dad, I want to be a doctor like you when I grow up!'

'Actually, you're my second patient if you count that cadaver in med school.'

"They're to remind me to change your bandages."

'Samaritans, mission control'

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

"I'm bored!"

"Doctor, have you any advice to offer a young man who would love to be a physician but whose crowded schedule simply doesn't permit time for medical school?"

"No, Dad, I'm not practicing to be a golfer when I grow up! I'm practicing to be a doctor!"

"If I make it into medical school it'll be as a cadaver!"

'I'm afraid we can't accept you as a medical student, your handwriting is far too legible. '

'For goodness sake, Harry. All the child wants to do is take out your appendix.'

'I know! I know! But if I can beat chocolate, you can beat heroin!'