Headstone Engraver Pillows

A Late Bloomer.

Monuments

Dark money donor

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Sculptor's chippings

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

The last word.

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

In the houseplant cemetery.

"He created Bitecoin."

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

Daniel Chester French

Highway sign writer's block.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Caution Falling Rocks

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'

Equestrian Statue Meanings.

'Scrub that last paragraph...'.

William Hogarth

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

Driveway pavior laying

End of the World is nigh/Leave not the caps of the toothpaste, "He's easing his son into the business."

Sign writer using a snake as a model.

Picket sign writers on strike.

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

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