Engraver Pillows

William Hogarth

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'They weren't close then?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Books / Coffee table books

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Why graphs are confusing

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

Ian McEwan

"Don't write it!"

A Late Bloomer.

Of feeling the balance and whip of a favourite rod.

Art Guidelines

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

"You want art, words, or a QR code?"

"Mona has 'Second Novel Paralysis...'"

Aspiring author at the publishing house

"I'm bored."