Engraver Mugs

William Hogarth

Oskar Kokoschka.

Gustave Dore

Wimbledon Tennis Winners.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'They weren't close then?'

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

'Or you can rent by the week...'

Pet Cemetery.

Books / Coffee table books

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Where do you get your derivative ideas?"

Crossroads - fiction/non fiction.

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy

Irvine Welsh

Edith does ceramics strictly for her own amusement.

Why graphs are confusing

'At least the bigger prop gives us more thrust.'

"Hi...Marvin Ramage - composer/ arranger/ musician author and rich."

"Okay, I finished my novel. Now what?"

Meet the author who hastily quit his day job.

"It's a forgery, alright! And by the looks of it... a fairly recent one."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"There's a lot of volatility in the market right now. It's a really exciting time to be in graphs."

Some line managers like to use graphs in performance management meetings.

"Don't write it!"

Ian McEwan

A Late Bloomer.

'Dang! Heck of a time to get writer's block.'

Art Guidelines

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'