Engraving Mugs

Gustave Dore

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

I quilt therefore I am

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"No, I won't write your prescription legibly...you'd just google it and ask a lot of dumb questions."

Arts and crafts

Early Business Planning

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

"Harry?... Is that you?"

I love embroidery

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

Caption Contest TK

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

Punkins

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

The Sculptor

'86.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Sew on a sequin!

'Do you want your pie-chart with everything?'

Beetles Crossing sign on Abbey Road

"I'll fill it with Play Doh and no one will ever know the difference."

Lumberjack Finds Strange Tree Rings

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

"It's a 'selfie.'"

Harps and Embroidery.

'Stewart, why is the handwriting on your mom's last two attendance notes different?'

D.C. Halloween

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

'Not another copycat accident?!?! That bloody nursery rhyme's got a lot to answer for.'

Cuts, Measurements, Certain, Sloppy