Graving Mugs

''Larry this' and 'Larry that'. . . And no one has anything nice to say about the hole.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Whittling a forget-me-not moose for the one you adore...

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Henderson always walks away with the neighborhood pumpkin carving contest.'

The Sculptor

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

Graffiti Forever!

'Bob likes to express himself through his art!'

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"It's a 'selfie.'"

D.C. Halloween

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

The last word.

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

The Graffitist

'Stop gritting your teeth!'

"The pharaoh wanted the carvings on that wall."

Members of the Luddite community carving computers from solid blocks of oak and maple

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

Indian hollowing out log for a canoe sees woodpecker pecking his log