Grave Visiting Mugs

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Ventriloquist Grave

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Swing by won't you?

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Old lady at the door

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"