Visiting Graves Mugs

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

The last word.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

'Who are you calling ancient?'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

Creepy Delivery.

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

Just unburied.

Productivity and Agriculture.

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

Touch screen for bio.

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"Will that be all, sir?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'