Visiting Graves Mugs

"You're not even listening, are you?!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

Pranking Zombies

The last word.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'Who are you calling ancient?'

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

"Back in 15 min."

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Grave rage, Vicar, we get a lot of it now"

"No skulls, just whatever you can carry home..."

Productivity and Agriculture.

"We never had a 'last conversation,' but if we had, you’d have lost."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

'I bet there is an interesting story behind that one.'

"Well, ya gotta go when ya gotta go."

First words: 'Da-da...'. Last words: 'Ah-argh!'

Creepy Delivery.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

"Will that be all, sir?"

Epitaph - 'I'm With Stupid'

"I'm going to put a fir branch on my husband's grave. He always hated fir branches."