Grave Visiting T-Shirts

"C'mon, kids...we're going to visit Tia Marisela. It's her birthday. Just remind me not to be rude. She loves to talk, talk, talk and I'm always interrupting. I should, you know, show her more respect."

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Haven't seen you in church lately John?'

Ventriloquist Grave

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

"If you're my gramma you wouldn't have a problem consenting to a retina scan!"

Kid see shadow from mom as mom see shadow in painting.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Pranking Zombies

"It's my latest work...I only vomited it this morning."

Headstone reading 'Only Sleeping'.

'Wasn't there three of you guys when we started?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

Swing by won't you?

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'So Grandma's arrived then.'

Reagan on Mt. Rushmore.

'Boy, this is a no-nonsense kind of place, isn't it?'

"When you said I'd 'Really clean up' when Grandma visits I didn't know you meant my room!"

"No, we're not going to reanimate. We're going to sell them to medical schools."

Owner tells dog to put back all the bones he's dug up

"Back in 15 min."

Michael Hall 1930-2002: wonderful father, devoted husband, benevolent employer, generous citizen, BUT...

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

"Mom, Dad – I’d like you to meet Edna."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

'Hey, a pot...ted plant. Bless you, my man.'

A piece of modern art is labelled so that it is hung the right way up.

"R.I.P. Angus MacGee 1827 - 1869 Was great in bed"

Old lady at the door

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989