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'We've hit the jackpot,d Rusty. This collection must have taken years to build up.'

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Pet Cemetery.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

Dance.

It's all gravy.

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

Closed Thursdays.

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

Pet Cemetery.

She always said that Harold hogged the covers. Mildred Sims. Harold Sims.

'I'd take that with a pinch of salt if I thought the council could spare any.'

"I never thought I'd have to move back in with my parents."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

"I would have made the gore sickening in a different way."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"Oh my God, mother! That is, like, so passive-aggressive!"

Franz Liszt composer

"Hey, folks - assuming everyone is on board, and barring any unforeseen technical glitches - it's showtime."

"Even our job has its own small mercies."

Highlights of the tasting menu at the diner...

Newton discovers gravy

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

"He spent his entire life trying to discover a way to stop aging. How ironic that he would only realize his dream now."

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

Tried Pot

Here Lies Edward Lamb - Husband, Father & Estate Agent.

"I have over a hundred words for 'grits.' "