Headstone Engraver T-Shirts

A Late Bloomer.

Monuments

Pet Cemetery.

'Ere-we distinctly asked for SAM an' Ella!'

Dark money donor

Sculptor's chippings

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

The last word.

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

'A Connoisseur Examining a Cooper'- George III Inspecting Engraving of Oliver Cromwell

In the houseplant cemetery.

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"He created Bitecoin."

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

'... We're striking sign-writers!'

"I see many military victories, a heroic death and a grateful nation that will erect in your honor a statue that will be dirtied by pigeons every day, once and again."

Gustave Dore...makes a quick sketch.

Signs say 'The End' and 'Gold sale is nigh'. Man says, 'Next time, let's use different sign writers.'

Highway sign writer's block.

Daniel Chester French

Caution Falling Rocks

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

Equestrian Statue Meanings.

'It's psychiatrist if you don't mind!!'

'Scrub that last paragraph...'.

William Hogarth

Wimbledon Tennis Winners.

'I warned them years ago... start retiring earlier or invest in a bigger sign.'

Driveway pavior laying

End of the World is nigh/Leave not the caps of the toothpaste, "He's easing his son into the business."

'This is how he would have wanted to be remembered, even though he wasn't actually like that at all.'

Oskar Kokoschka.

Picket sign writers on strike.

Sign writer using a snake as a model.