Head Massage Enthusiast Pillows

'...I love how you run your fingers through my hair...' ( a guys fingers actually running like legs do).

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Mona Lisa, would it make you happy if I gave you a foot massage every night?'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

"Fit the reality to our statistics!"

Couples Massage

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Shoulder work ahead"

Dog to other: 'I think I'm becoming quite addicted to pats on the head.'

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Toe-Tickling Machine

'You're very tense today.'

"You're holding a lot of homophobia in your lower back."

I fired my masseuse today. She rubbed me me up the wrong way.

'I'll be right back after these massages.'

"Greg will be giving your massage today."

'Only way I could get him to come was to tell him it was massage therapy.'

'If I was any more relaxed, I could host a NPR program.'

"I'm glad you're enjoying the massage feature on your new chair, but can you lower the setting a bit?"

'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'

"Let me know if the incessant complaining about my boyfriend is too much."

"Higher...to the right. Ahhh...that's nice!"

"So the SM is for swedish massage?"

"Don't panic, you're safe: he's my next appointment..."

"I'm afraid the niceties of our underwater massage must remain a trade secret."

"So, is this your very first visit to a massage therapist?"

'Now THAT'S a massage!'

Free neck massages.