Head-in-the-sand Fan T-Shirts

"After last week's news cycle, this really IS the only answer."

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Pie Charts, Inc.

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"Oh, you know - wearing light clothing, drinking plenty of liquids, and avoiding strenuous activity."

ATM withdrawal

"I'd better get going. I've got a lot coming at me right now."

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Automatic swing machine

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

'All the crabs you can eat, $1.00. But first you have to catch them.'

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'Apparently you forgot to pack his rubber shark.'

"You're right. The sunscreen does taste like ranch dressing."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Try to relax, Ed. It's a beach, not sandy soil.'

Bird in sunglasses balancing on a stick.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"Let's welcome Elaine back from her two weeks in Hawaii and hope this passes soon..."

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

'Thanks but no, you know us cats: We love to sunbathe but hate getting wet...'

Fun in the Sun.

Shark Surfing the Waves.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

'So that's what hockey players do in summer.'

The totally unreasoned James Cameron...

'To think it was me who suggested you took up an interest like basket-weaving...'

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Vulture Painting