Hazmat Humor Appreciator Pillows

Working in health and safety tends to impact upon your personal life!

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Playing Fetch.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

baby sweetcorn...

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'A cheeky red?'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

The height of fashion in 1796

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

'I believe we've located the cause of your back problem, Mrs. Kangaroo.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Fly Fishing

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'