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"Have you ever had the feeling you forgot to turn something off?"

"Good game."

The DaVinci Code

'You know too much,'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

Greenfingers.

Two people in hazmat suits lie in bed

Mensa Does Improv

The New Normal

The wine-shop

The General's Cat: 'Always vigilant!'

"Geoffrey's a bit worried about lyme disease."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Remember, before entering, make sure you wipe your feet on the hazmat.'

Elusive Shadow.

"It's not safe to keep meeting like this."

'What a day! Caught between a Wiki leak and a document dump.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"They called me Dumbo. A memoir of redemption."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Find out who has the Licensing Rights to Armegeddon.

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

Eye of Newt (evidently the favored hamburger condiment for witches)

Meet The Ghostwriter

Moby the Private Dick.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

'You know, if you cleaned the litter box more often, you wouldn't have to wear the hazmat suit.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

'Not only is he a good hunting dog he's a good watch dog.'

Lover

Man in a hazmat suit on a COVID-19 wrecking ball.

'Sure, it's a lot of work being a double agent, but you get TWO retirement plans!'

E=mc2 on mountaintop.

They didn't tell me what to do with it. I thought they told you what to do with it.