Hazelnut Enthusiast Gifts

Picking pastries.

"Don’t worry, this guy is totally cool. Just don’t mention the Red Baron."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"It's over, Martin. I've met someone with bigger cheeks."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Doughnut Making

You are what you eat!

Table Of The Elephants

"I'm retaining doughnuts."

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'So, that's how squirrels find their buried food?'

"All those who want the doughnuts with jam in the middle please raise your hand."

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"I wish he'd spend less time baking and more time inventing."

"Always faithful to arrive early and, of course, get the dibs on the jelly doughnuts."

"You finished with your peanuts?"

"You're just a shell of your former self. You need to improve your diet."

'A nutcracker? Admit it, Fred, you're getting old.'

"Nowadays, it's all about who you know, not what you know."

"Eat more pizza and doughnuts and stop exercising. Just kidding, you should see your face!"

'My final offer.'

"I'm a doctor - I'm SUPPOSED to be a health nut!"

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

"No religious nuts!"

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"He must have picked that up at the kennel."

'Son, life is a mixed blessing, they eat the fancy nuts and toss us the peanuts.'

"Looks like you forgot to pack your lunch again Bob!"

Doughnut Criminals