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Lance Franklin

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

'Have you been 'helping the environment by supporting local produce' again?'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

Things I love about Powell River...

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

The struggle for a decent payment.

"It's very important to wash your hooves!"

"I've had enough of character building, Dad. Can I support a successful team now?"

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"We will remember them."

'Well, here it is, but I don't see any pot.'

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"You know, Daddy... We should thank a vet every day."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

One cappuccino please, and I wanted to give you this. A note. How formal. Dear small local independent coffee house ... I went to Starbucks this morning. I'm sorry. Can you ever forgive me? What if I agree to purge what I ate? The written apology is sufficient.

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US soldiers deaths in Iraq.

Small store loses out to glossy big store

"I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart."

'I'd like to outlaw street mimes, too, but they have the right to remain silent.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

22 vets a day commit suicide.

"I'm sorry if my income is hurtful to you."

'And we can count to eight. That's more than you can say for them.'

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'If we keep fighting Gaddafi might kill us, if we stop he will.'

'They don't have a permit to parade. . . so what do we do?'

Iraq Cuts

Help Support Santa Off-Season

Mouse Protest

"I'm not talking to you as your lawyer - I'm talking to you as your best friend."

Rescheduled Flights

Shut Up