Hawker Pillows

"I'm making a fortune knocking on peoples doors and selling these"

"Thiiiings! Things instead of money."

"Flypaper, Mister?"

Shouting in the Street

'They help with my nicotine patch addiction.'

"So what if people do laugh? The world can use a little more laughter, can't it?"

How Grandma Sees the Remote

"First you leave me in the waiting room for two hours before I can see you... then you tell me I've got to watch my blood pressure!"

"Speed reader...?"

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"I brought my lunch."

Cuba detected a variant of HIV

Ebola Clinic

Free Range Christmas Poultry

Orchards

"Self-distancing from that cake was too much for him!"

"I never know if pumpkins are right to bring to a meeting."

'It's just life, it has no meaning. I'm hungry.'

CEO practices his golf in the office.

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

"You ever look around for something, and then realize you were holding it?"

"Your bill includes a 10% surcharge that goes towards raising awareness of the rampant overcharging in the legal fraternity."

Sandwiches - We use 100% natural cardboard for bread.

The Bank Bogey Man

The downside of curbing your dog....

US food supply.

Netanyahu.

'This one is for staying a hawk, in world full of doves.'

"Why do they keep making these?"

A woman types with her feet while drinking tea.

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"The speaker was rushed to the hospital with chest pains. Apparently, he has an opportunity with high blood pressure."

Extreme birdwatching accessory - the Hawk Feeder.

Woman with a long neck and no head walks out of a hat shop wearing a hat.