Handicraft Haver Pillows

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'I think your father's had one of his big ideas...'

The Origami Society...

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

'You think this is hot. Try having hot flashes, too.'

You will always find a spot to garden

"Just so you understand in advance - we're not old-time craftsmen, and we don't take pride in our work."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

"Wow, I'm upset. I didn't think I could get upset anymore... crazy."

I'm a bolt, dummy! Does everything look like a nail to you?!

"Who would you like me to call first, the electrician or the plumber?"

Orchards

Homework eating dogs

"This is where DIY projects go to die."

Ground Game!

Quality Family Time.

"It's not cotton, honey. It's nylon quilted to polyester. The leaves and trim are twenty per cent acrylic and eighty per cent modacrylic, and the flowers are acetate. The backing is polypropylene. Go to bed."

"Have you considered spinal fusion?"

'The meaning of life? Sorry, kid, you're on the wrong mountain - I'm the guru of handy household tips!'

'Noisemakers are not welcome the morning after a party.'

'Laying them and hiding them is the easy part... it's the hand painting that's tough!'

"Good dog. Good dog."

'Book of Virtues'...'Book of Vices'

Windows are just for show.

We want to put all our money into bricks.

"Looks like we've broken into the stained glass market."

Hand-Crafted Snowmen $25

Key Cutting.

Key Cutting.

"I told you getting bangs was a stupid idea."

"You've got a lot of spunk for a city kid, but the cows are that way. We don't milk the bull!"

"Killer, we gotta talk!"

These Days Water is not just Water