Hawk Seeker Prints

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Overjumpers

The one that got away

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

Becalmed yachts

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

The Hollowdays.

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

Chilli

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

"Just even it out."

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Gone Crazy'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Sculptor'

The first marsupial.

Me, the older I get, the more I appreciate hot vents...