Hawk Seeker Mugs

'Wait...that's not a gray chested black wing hawk, that's a drone.'

Overjumpers

The one that got away

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Super pets.

"The man who invented autocorrect died from the corona vibrator."

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"It's no good, Bertie—we must either find some other place to meet or break off the affair altogether."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

"Now that we've fallen in love, I have a confession. I'm not a giraffe—I'm fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat."

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Customer to skin artist: 'Can I just get a tattoo of a body piercing?'

"You had too many characters in your last tweet."

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'

Becalmed yachts

Hot Pepper Research: 'EUREKA!'

"Just even it out."

The Hollowdays.

Chilli

"This place is famous for the way they serve eggs."

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

Horror writers has a creepy shadow.

"Vindaloo hot enough for sir?"

'Gone Crazy'

Distance to horizon varies.

'Sculptor'

The first marsupial.