Haunted House Thrill-seeker Pillows

'Sorry, nothing scares us anymore since we accidentally saw our grandfather naked.'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Out To Lurch

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

Open House of Horrors

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

The GODFATHER Ride 25¢

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

The lesser known active volcanoes.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Monster Realtor

"Dad, it's gonna take more than that to scare me."

"Is there anybody there?"

"You never know what will catch on!"

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Orange House of Horrors

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

Wine...Spirits...

"It's in move-in condition."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Happy Halloween.

"This will be painful, so I was hoping I could record your blood-curdling screams to be used at my Halloween party."