Hashtag Meal Maestro Gifts

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Tartine

"Waiter! Two of your finest menus!"

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Burnt or Raw?

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"Have you decided on what you'd like to have?"

'What'll it be?'

"Nobody truly appreciates the magic that goes into a good omelet."

Impracticle Guide to Having Babies: 'Feeding'

WHACK!

"I'm unable to process this image."

'We're not at home, Stu. You can't just order 'I don't care'.'

"This alphabet soup is in Times New Roman. I ordered Segoe Script! May I please speak to the chef?"

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"Marions nous! Tu payes les impôts, j'offre le resto!"

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'This 'homework,' was it done today?'

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"Oh -- I've got one! If you could have dinner with anyone from history, living or dead, who would you have cater it?"

'Why do my parents have to be professional chefs?!'

Woman watching cookery show on TV while cooking a microwave meal.

'You followed the recipie but it's missing the secret ingredient: Mom.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

"I don't like it."

'. . . the Winter of Discontent Soup, Arab Spring Roll, Summer Madness Salad and The Season of Mellow Mists Fruit Medley.'

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'