Harvest Host Mugs

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

Tartine

Come dine with me!

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

Pumpkin patch

Dinner at the Trapdoors

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"She likes to be included, so I told her the tea is called 'Squirrel Grey.'"

Canape?

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'Life is all attitude: 45 seconds of enjoying it...45,000 hours of regretting it...'

'We haven't had a family get-together like this since we were kids - Hey! Where are mum and dad?'

Horn of Leftovers

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Joel! Killer crust!"

"Sorry, that's not my table."

"It comes with a small Greek salad."

Lawnmower

"What time did you say you wanted me to start drinking?"

'So glad you could make it! Do come in...'

"I'd like to toast our guests."

Agricultural Psychology

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

Join me for dinner?

"Relax. They're just crows."

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."