Harvest Hopeful Mugs

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

The Vineyard

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

'Who's the new guy?'

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

"Relax. They're just crows."

"Apple harvest."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

Gardening new year's plans

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Pumpkin Time!

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Cornucopia

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Hiker's right of way.

Picked On

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

Organic Farming and Genetic Farming

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.