Harvest Hopeful T-Shirts

Farmer hoping to reap a decent profit.

The Vineyard

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Lawnmower

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Agricultural Psychology

"Relax. They're just crows."

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

'Who's the new guy?'

"Apple harvest."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

An English Gold Field

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

You will always find a spot to garden

Gardening new year's plans

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

September: All the familiar signs of harvest are with us once more.

Cornucopia

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

Pumpkin Time!

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Suddenly, the line went dead.

Picked On

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Hiker's right of way.

"It's a very effective scarecrow."

'These were developed in the 1980s - they're a heritage genetically modified variety.'

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

"We think it's terribly important that you meet the people responsible for the food you're eating tonight."

'Yes, those were grown with love. Now, these here, on the other hand, were grown with a love gone wrong.'

Cornucopia

Examine stored vegetables and throw out those which show signs of rotting.