Harmonic Hanger-on Mugs

Alexander Borodin.

Rock Climber

Musical Web

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

French horn.

Jerry Lordan

Bad times to sneeze

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Trumpet and birds

"What … have … you … done?"

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Musical arrows.

Fishing Music

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Didgeridoos

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

Gypsy busker

Romantic Music

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."

Playing the Puppet Strings

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Girl and PC

'You're howling off key again!'

"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"All I want from them is a simple majority on things."

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"