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Alexander Borodin.

Rock Climber

Musical Web

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

French horn.

Jerry Lordan

Bad times to sneeze

"Okay, I've got lousy bedside manner, but I draw a smiley faces on all your prescriptions."

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"What … have … you … done?"

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Musical arrows.

Fishing Music

Didgeridoos

'I'm afraid you're not working out.'

Sinead O'Connor.

Neuro Surgery. Staff only. Sorry, that took longer than I expected --- He has a lot of nerve!

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

Can't carry a tune. Please help.

Gypsy busker

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

Romantic Music

"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."

Playing the Puppet Strings

'Get down off there, you silly little boy.'

Girl and PC

'You're howling off key again!'

"Here's your wings and Stratocaster. . ."

"Careful lad, these cliffs can be treacherous following the picnic season."

"I;ll try to get into reverse again - maybe 'Third time lucky'!"

"Relax! In a day or two, you'll get the hang of it!"