Horsey Harmonizer Mugs

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

'Nigel, what have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

French horn.

'He keeps grounding out the energy flow.'

"As a member of the Sunday praise team you are not allowed to "change it up", whenever you feel led."

"That Feng Shui class I took is paying off!"

'He's a media consultant. He came with the multimedia software package.'

A Lightning Conductor.

'Not that sort of rock garden!'

Remote work

"Decide who you are, Wanona, before you buy sheets."

'I've no objection to children, darling, as long as they're carefully colour co-ordinated.'

Lion Choir.

Hormones before and after pregnancy.

Musician

Trumpet and birds

'Ned taps his pencil, Jill hums and Bill whistles - form a band, guys, and take it on the road!'

Internal Clock

Sinead O'Connor.

Didgeridoos

A beekeeper with their bees

"I can't hit a bad note to save my soul!"

"No, this is the choir, NOT your backup group."

I trimmed my natural plantings to look good for your house buyers. Thanks! Someone is coming over now. I'll hide out with you. For sale. This is a well-kept street. People love their neat, green lawns. Doesn't anyone keep an eco-friendly yard?

Cellist

Romantic Music

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"My wife provides the scatter cushions and potpourri."

"You're in my realm now - keep your hands off the thermostat."

Celestial reading lamp.

A Toe Jam with The Hang Nails.

'Just because your father and I have decided to get married doesn't mean we love you any less.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Harps only? Down, please."

"It's amazing how they manage to endure despite all the lineup changes."