Hardy Enthusiast Pillows

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"He was a very good boy."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"You're afraid of what?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

The Real American Dream

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

Knight

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

Lancelot put to the Test.

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Office Woman

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Profiles in Courage

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

"Couldn't stand working for the man, so I started my own business. Now I just can't stand working."

'You need to take one capsule a day as supplement. .. After you reach a certain income level, your body stops producing this stuff.'