Hardy Enthusiast Prints

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"He was a very good boy."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'You can earn more money, but you'll need to take a second job.'

"You're afraid of what?"

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

The Real American Dream

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"Forget 110% 24/7: we need 120% 25/8."

"Looks like something exciting is happening in R&D."

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Read this. It's a draft of a novel I'm writing fro the young adult market. I want to make sure there's absolutely nothing in it you can relate to."

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

Office Woman

Knight

Lancelot put to the Test.

"I'm very proud. Someone I've been stalking has been nominated for an Academy Award."

Profiles in Courage

'That one's for being a very brave boy!'

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

'Well, I for one do not believe common courtesy to the host demands deck shoes.'

'Still duckin' an' divin'?'

My favorite hero? Amelia Earhart. Is she like Catwoman? Amelia Earhart was a real person. Not like your Bat-Dans and Captain Lanterns. A real hero doesn't complain when a mischievous young lass siphons off gas from her plane. He's called Batma – What? A real hero silently pats that lass on the head, climbs into her plane … and takes off into the wild blue yonder … without even a single mention of how that young lass may have also stolen her compass. I'm also a fan of the brave Max Pruss, who onc

Garden City Restaurant: 'Workaholics businessmen's lunch - 24 hours every day.'

'It looks pretty flimsy, but I'm a gentleman: After you dear...'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'You did it! You changed my lovely witches broom into a hybrid!!'