Hardware Store Regular Mugs

"It's not just your bathroom light. It lasts 20 years. It's your eternal flame!"

"Yep, I've read this chapter before."

Sale! Weed Whackers

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Where do you keep the elbow grease?'

"Basically, I'm looking for a beer can holder with a mower built around it."

New! Paint Bombs: 'Light the wick, and you have paint that's extremely easy to apply!'

Witch Hardware

'Where do you keep the elbow-grease?'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'We're starting to build our own house. How much is this two by four?'

Men's Prayer Group.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"So long, Mr Schwartz. I'm leaving. Nowadays, software's where it's at."

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

'Look, we have 7 and we have 5 . . . I make that 75 �' the number of your house!'

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Bob's DIY Store

"Alfresco Plumbing & Hardware Supplies"

'Do you have any duck tape?'

Do It Yourself Stores: Help Wanted

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

Pork Lift

Ironmongers

Hardware - "Where do you keep the elbow grease?"

'Oh, we're just here so Rusty can shop around for a new fence to dig under.'

'It covers well enough, but I found the recommended drying time to be completely inadequate.'

'Look, I'm terribly sorry to interrupt you, but...'

"What a rip-off."