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Ironmongers

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"He's having a hard time finding work."

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Hardware Store Tools Wrench

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

'He may not be accurate but he's resourceful'

'Computers' 'Hardware' 'Software'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

'Useful Drywall Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Drywall Screws.'

'-and I suppose you want chips with it?'

'It's a pop-up book about how ebooks are killing publishing.'

Female nail has been hammered in. Says to male nail: 'Sorry, I have a headache.'

"I will place this broken phone charger in the 'man' drawer. Where in six months time, it will magically fix itself."

'I'd like you to meet the saw, the hammer and, well, you know the drill.'

'Let's watch 'Remember the Tightens!'' 'No! I want to watch 'I Love Loosey!''

Hardware Store. Do you have any fans? No, I'm not all that popular.

Absurd semi-auto hairdressing machine

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

"You fix it by buying a new one."

Power and the Glory tools

Very old fashioned computer.

Project Supreme Fuel Efficiency

A man's whole body is twisted after using a power drill.

'Mary finally solved the blinking clock problem by putting black tape over it.'

If you're going to flap that hard, you need to tighten the wing nuts!

'That one, and that one, and that one, and. . .'

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

To continue with tech support, you must be in front of your computer and have a soldering iron, a voltmeter and a circuit tester available.

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

'Hell for Mechanics.' 'All of the screws here are slotted, and all the screwdrivers are Phillips.'

Say it with Flowers. Say it with power tools.

Megacorp Computers. First. That's the first microprocessor. It led everything that come later. The mother chip!

"Profession?"