The only guy left who's not online.
Hardcopy Keeping Gifts
For those who cherish the tangible, our collection of products celebrating the joy of holding onto physical copies is perfect. From mugs to prints, find humorous and heartfelt items that highlight the simple pleasure of keeping things in print.
"Meet the scribe"
Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?
Letter Collecting Nerd
'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."
'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'
"I think I'll keep a diary..."
Secret sweetie drawer...
"There's no money in your uncle's will. You are, however, directed to maintain his 5 cats and Facebook account."
"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."
Dear Dairy
'Lost Diary'
'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'
"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"
"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."
'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'
"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."
Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."
'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'
'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'
File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe
"I bet you miss your brother."
"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"
"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."
The world on lockdown
2020
"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"
Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.
Memory Lane (lined with post-its).
Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .
"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."
"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."
"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"
Archive for Presidential Tweets
"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"
Hardcopy Keeping Gifts Collection
Hardcopy Keeping Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that toast to the love of keeping physical copies close—perfect for your morning routine or as a gift.
Hardcopy Keeping Pillows
Add comfort and personality with pillows that celebrate the joy of tangible media—an ideal gift for enthusiasts.
Hardcopy Keeping Prints
Decorate your home or office walls with prints that showcase your love for the art of keeping hardcopies.
Hardcopy Keeping T-Shirts
Find T-shirts that proudly declare your admiration for print media—bright and witty designs for print lovers.