Hardcopy Keeping Mugs

The only guy left who's not online.

"Meet the scribe"

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Letter Collecting Nerd

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I'm taking detailed notes of everything, so I can tell my kids what things were really like when I was their age."

'Lost Diary'

'The last Doctor to go into medical records has still not been found.'

"Hi Mom...do you remember in which grade I was given an award for my excellent performance of the song about little ducks?"

'More pictures of your kids. Wow, they've really grown since yesterday.'

"I'm just making a few behavioral notes in my journal, then I'll chase him."

Crafty Beer: "I'm making a scrapbook of when you were still fermenting."

"Today we will focus on how the author makes the same exact complaints about here life, from her sixth birthday and on."

'They'll never take my word for it -- You'd better put them in writing.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

"I bet you miss your brother."

"Jack, I'm looking through these old love letters, faded flowers and other sentimental objects meant to inspire tender memories… junk?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe

"Ever since I changed Siri to a male he's been forgetting birthdays and anniversaries."

The world on lockdown

2020

"When I moved here after your mother passed... The first thing I did was make this altar...so I could pray for her. But your father said, 'Just no photos.'"

Always Remember Their Sacrifice. . .

"Dear diary: Pillage, conquer, scheme, poison — same old thing. Plus, my new robe makes me look fat!"

Soldier With Post Stickers On His Helmet.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

"I'll check the minutes of the last meeting, but I've got 'September Revolution' pencilled in."

"One moment while Mommy waxes nostalgic."

Archive for Presidential Tweets

"I can't remember half of the fun I had - and I probably forgot the other half - but I know that it was with you."