Manuscript Hoarder Mugs

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"Would you like me to annotate that for you?"

Contrary to popular belief, the road to Hell is paved with a comprehensive, lifetime tax return.

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'And the cat is due back in 2 weeks.'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

"Oh great, the printer is down."

"No—You're thinking dog years—Editor years are twice as many."

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"Drop everything, Dominic. I need you to proof this for blasphemy."

"Moby Richard by Herman Melville" "Wonderful! Not sure about the title—let's discuss editor."

'Yes, they were using it to clean up the graffiti!'

'We'll take two sets, for upstairs and downstairs.'

'Thank god for the spellchecker!'

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"Boy, these are really overdue!"

A monk illustrates a manuscript with emojis

"I just want to say thanks for getting me into this writing group."

"See, that's the problem with you new breed. You take rejection too personally."

Sign on a sale bin at a bookstore that reads "Latte-Damaged Books".

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

Young Geeks.

James Russell Lowell

"Hey, Lenny, can you spare a rubber band?"

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

Monk Mistake

"For goodness sake brother. Haven't you finished that note to the milkman yet?"

"Since time is an issue, I didn't have time to organize my receipts."

"Hi honey, could you run by the bookstore on the way home? We're almost out of poetry."

'Damn it! Wait your turn!'

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"They're all the books I've self published on amazon."

Monks form copier service.

"'Greetings in peace and love. This letter will bring you good luck. It has been around the world four times. Do not break the chain or you will have bad luck. Make 15 copies of ...''"