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'You've got restless wag syndrome.'

Happy.

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Radiator jazz player

Lawnmower

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Teacher boxing book: 'As I told you, today we're gonna really hit the books!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'He's making tremendous progress. last week he had three tails.'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'No doubt about it. We've got to get cell phones!'

Old man learning to ice skate

"Neither one of us wants any trouble."

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"The dog training class we sent him to is working, he has just texted to say he wants to go walkies."

"They know me here."

'Gimme a little kiss.'

Book Editor. It's about me. so it has lots of juicy parts.

Extended Stay.

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Returns: Curling Iron.

"I think Snowy has fleas."

Dogs sniffy each other.

"That's way too much information!"

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'

"This is for you. Your garden is so great this year, we voted you an honorary rabbit!"

"That just shows how little you know."

Friends forever.

Same Sex Wedding