Happy Pill Advocate Gifts

'Since taking Prozac I only chase parked cars'

Happy Days Are Here Again

'I tried being pessimistic. I was terrible at it.'

Need a vitaminlike pill, but don't want to risk the side effects? Then try the world's first multivitamin placebo! They don't do any good, but they don't do any harm either.

Drug Testing Unit: 'Uh Oh!'

"We've managed to cut down the 16 pills you're taking to just one!"

"I've tried to keep one in the past, but it always flew away when my husband came home. So I thought I'd try this method!"

'We're in luck. Not a word about steroids.'

"My joints... are almost done"

What's really in junk food...

A Message from the Sponsors: Enjoy a delicious burger & soft drink before the next race.

'We can do extensive blood work, take x-rays, check your prostate. . .or I could sell you some great weed for $50.'

'Did you cut your lip shaving, or are you trying to avoid offering an opinion on the Affordable Health Care bill?'

"The doctor says your injury is not serious...we're going home."

We can learn a lot from Macdonalds says Birmingham PCT director of service development.

"I'm from Doctors Without Offices."

'Pegasus used steroids. Pass it on.'

Results of a Smoking Survey - 'They weren't very passive about smoking'

National Asthma Society Parade

Flattening the Curves

"These diet pills must work. My purse is getting thinner and thinner."

'It appears to be a side effect of those herbal eye drops you've been using.'

Opium Den 2019

Take As Directed Or As Budget Allows

Hippy fighting off medicine.

"Are you going to dispense candy with that mouth?"

"ADHD medication has really changed my life. Before it, I couldn't be in a still life."

Playing The Youth Card

No way am I taking a spinach and broccoli pill.

J. Willems - batting champ, home run champ, tested negative for steroids.

'Find out who he is and why we haven't got to him yet.'

How are the Smiling Exercises Coming Along?

Reaper Condom

"And how can I help you Mr. Stephens?"

'We've closed this section down. In all the time no-one has ever tested positive.'