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"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"You don't whisper anymore."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Beers

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"Well did he?"

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

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