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"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

"How does drinking help with your brainstorming ideas?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

Beers

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"You don't whisper anymore."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

The Reaper's Arms

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

'Is THIS the way you plan to spend your peak learning years?'

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"You're missing the whole gestalt of Frisbee!"

Infinity Tavern

"Well did he?"

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

Hello, this is Cable News. Oh. I'm Mortimer Park. As you know, we only have four short years until the next presidential election. So it's time to start asking: Who should run? Whom do you prefer? (A) Al Gore … (B) John Kerry … (C) Marco Rubio … (D) Ted Cruz ... (E) Christ Christie ... House of Java Cybercafe. How about (F) You? Mr. Eugene Yu is actually (T).

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

Prawn Cocktail Please

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"