Happy Hour Nostalgia T-Shirts

'I'm happy for eternity, but I still miss happy hour.'

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Happy Hour

Beers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Joe's 'Take Responsibility For Your Own Actions' Bar.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

The Reaper's Arms

"I love these off-site business meetings."

"Not much. Just enjoying my post-lunch bounce."

"Stranger, you're sitting in the boss's personal spot. That's why they moved the dart board over your head."

"Quick, I need a drink. Someone just called me Ma'am."

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Prawn Cocktail Please

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

"I lost some intellectual property here last night. Anybody remember what the hell I was talking about?"

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

Next Round Indicator

'A quick pint or a quiet drink?'

"You're going to regret this in the morning."